Monday, May 18, 2009

You Know You're a Triathlete When...Ladies' Edition!

  1. You weigh 15 lbs more than you did at your senior prom, but the bra you wore then is too big.
  2. You seriously consider asking your doctor if you can stick mole skin and/or duct tape on your bum to prevent chafing while cycling.
  3. Your body during high-volume training--tired, muscle crampy, irritable, and fish-like memory--mirrors that of someone with a serious thyroid problem. But you're doing it to yourself.
  4. Your bike seat has spent way more crotch time with you than your boyfriend probably ever will.
  5. The number of men you can date based on the following single factor is so far reduced, it'll be a miracle to find just one man meeting your expectations: he must eat more than you do.

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