Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Five Facts About Lance Armstrong's Sweat

Lace Armstrong Sweat

1. One drop of his sweat on your skin will up your cycling cadence by 10 rpm.

2. Two drops of his sweat will up your power output by 100 watts.

3. Lance knows the exact composition of his sweat just by licking his arm, and can adjust electrolyte and fluid consumption accordingly.

4. Your sweat would dissolve upon contact with Lance's sweat.

5. If bottled, Lance's sweat would be the next big thing in the energy drink market, making you 100x more alert, and 1000% better at climbing. DRINKSTRONG.

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