Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Ironman Arizona--An Overview in Haiku

IMAZ


Just before the race:


I hope I have pooped


Everything that could come out


Porta-Johns stink bad


Swim:


My cap is dark blue


If I drown, no one will see


Oh look! The film crew!


Bike:IMAZBike


I am so awesome!


I fly out with no effort


Head winds check ego


Run:IMAZRun


Must run the whole time


Must finish before sunset


Ironman--that's me!


Recap:IMAZFinish


'Twas very windy


Which made the run not too hot


Must eat a pizza


2 days later:


I will not ever


Ever wear spandex again


Ok, that's a lie


More on IMAZ to come! Stick around! (Ok, so you can get some work done...get a massage...eat a loaf of bread...and come back tomorrow!)

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