Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Ironman Arizona--An Overview in Haiku


Just before the race:

I hope I have pooped

Everything that could come out

Porta-Johns stink bad


My cap is dark blue

If I drown, no one will see

Oh look! The film crew!


I am so awesome!

I fly out with no effort

Head winds check ego


Must run the whole time

Must finish before sunset

Ironman--that's me!


'Twas very windy

Which made the run not too hot

Must eat a pizza

2 days later:

I will not ever

Ever wear spandex again

Ok, that's a lie

More on IMAZ to come! Stick around! (Ok, so you can get some work done...get a a loaf of bread...and come back tomorrow!)

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