Friday TriFunnies!

A few jokes to get you through your last day of work before a weekend of Christmas craziness and celebration begins! Check out some other funny trijokes here.

A Froggy Story

A man was out jogging in the forest one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man replied, "Look, I'm a Triathlete. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

A Bicycle Story

A triathlete was walking around in town one day when his friend, another triathlete, rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.

The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a fantastic bike?"

The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in the forest just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to

me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"

The first chap nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Hahahahaha! Happy Friday!